General Blotto Information

Meet The Band Members

Sarge Blotto - vocals, etc.
Birthday: March 3, 1951
Originally From: Kenmore, NY (near Buffalo)
Occupations: Music writer (for the Albany Times Union currently and formerly for Metroland), mime, stuntman in an amusement                                           park, and manager of a record store.

Broadway Blotto - vocals, guitar
Birthday: September 28, 1950
Originally From: Bronx, NY
Occupations: Social worker, actor, he ran a hotdog stand at high school football games and sold organs in a shopping mall.

Bowtie Blotto - vocals, guitar
Birthday: September 25, 19?
Orginally From: Detroit, MI
Occupations: Computer programmer, mime, paperboy, and groundskeeper at RPI.

F. Lee Harvey Blotto - vocals, drums
Birthday: June 13, 1955
Orginally From: Darien Center, NY (near Batavia)
Occupations: Lawyer, feedmill worker, economist, garbage man, ancient ruins rebuilder, and a lifeguard.

Cheese Blotto - vocals, bass
?, 1956-October 3, 1999
Orginally From: Ballston Spa, NY
Occupations: Tended bar, pumped gas, fixed cars, mowed cemetery lawns, and played bass in the Nowtones.

Clyde Blotto - vocals, bass
Birthday: ?
Orginally From: Unknown
Occupations: Unknown

Hammerhead Blotto - keyboards
Birthday: January 29, 19?
Orginally From: Unknown
Occupations: Unknown

My Official "National Blotto Fan Club" card

The front of an autographed ticket from Blotto's Coliseum Show on
Friday, June 29, 1984

The back of an autographed ticket from Blotto's Coliseum Show on
Friday, June 29, 1984

• Their Albums/CDs:

  Hello My Name Is Blotto
  Across And Down
  Combo Akimbo
  Collected Works
  Then More Than Ever

• Their Songs & Others They Perform:

  'I Wanna Be A Lifeguard'
  '(We Are) The Nowtones'
  'Too Much Fun'
  'It's Only Money'
  'Scream'
  'I Quit'
  'Metal Head'
  'It's Not You'
  'Occupational Hazard'
  'When The Second Feature Starts'
  'Goodbye, Mr. Bond'
  'She's Got A Big Boyfriend'
  'Gimme The Girl'
  'My Baby's The Star Of A Driver's Ed Movie'
  'H.S.H.' (High School Honey)
  'Stop! In The Name Of Love'
  'Lightning Strikes'
  'I Wanna Be A Lifeguard' (Live)
  'The B Side'
  'I Wanna Be A Lifeguard' (Karaoke Version)
  'Bud Is After Us' (Not on the Collected Works CD)
  'Sharp Car'   -   a really great song with a great beat!
  'Elevator Music (For The Rock Generation)'   -   a really great song as well!
  'Go To Your Room'   -   about a "bad" girl
  'You Only Want Me Because I Already Have a Girlfriend'   -   "The Girlfriend Song"
  '1,2,3 Hang Up'   -   about when you just can't bear to hang up the phone!   :)
  'Jumpstart My Heart'   -   a great song on their new CD,
  (you can download it now - just click here).
  'Theme From The Munsters'
  'Romeo & Juliet'
  'We're An American Band'
  'Secret Agent Man'
  'Cosmic Love Songs'
  'Even If I Have To Dance'
  'Look Both Ways'

There is one other song that Blotto performs in concert, 'Spokane' - a funny Blotto version of 'Cocaine', but they haven't released it on their albums/CDs.




For the lyrics to their songs, you can visit my new Lyrics page.








A ticket from Blotto's RPI show in September, 1984 or 1985.




Updated: 04/14/2001




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